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We're baaaaaaaack! 9/21/08 Well, well, well... look what the cat dragged in. Me. Welcome back to Tokio Hotel Does America and everyone's favorite (and only) column The Weekly Word! It's been months since we've updated THDA. It's been seven months. Seven freaking months of no Dear TH, Evil George, Learn German, or the Weekly Word! For the love of shit, what have we been doing all this time and why are any of you still hanging around?!? You all may be wondering, pondering, scratching the ole' noggin' as to why we haven't updated in so long. Or specifically, what the hell's been so important that I haven't even updated my award winning, sharp witted, life changing column. I apologize for depriving all of you of my important political and social commentary, especially during election time. So, please, let me try and make it up to you all by lecturing on the importance of voting for today's youth and the ramifications of a society untouched by the political system. You see it all started in 1776 when Thomas Jefferson- But seriously now, people, life has just been crazy these past few months and it's made updating THDA really difficult. I swear, I haven't been lying around in a pile of cheese wiling the hours away without a care on my mind. I've barely had time to catch my breath, let alone maintain my Gustav shrine. You know the one, I keep it in my closet next to those used tissues of his I bought on Ebay. Just kidding. ...maybe. If you don't believe me, just check out this mathematical equation I drew up:  Point Beer + Book Learnin' + Caps Off For Charity + a torrid affair = keyboard mash So, as you can see, I've been just swamped. But I'm back, we're back! And we're here to stay. We think the fandom needs more humor in it, things have gotten too serious around these parts lately. Everyone needs to step back and have a good laugh, and if that laugh is AT us, so be it! I will leave you with the reader mail I've received over the past seven months. Thanks for all of the wonderful mail you've sent me, it's been amazing to know I haven't been forgotten. Reader Mail
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