
Welcome, friends, to my little space on the web. My name is ArianneEvil George and I hate am a Tokio Hotel fan and sometimes snake charmer.! I am twenty four years old and I was exiled to live in Wisconsin, the frozen tundra of the Midwest France. My hobbies include: My Little Pony maintenance Being Evil, challenging Gustav to balloon races around the globe Being Evil, and amateur botany amateur botany.
I am a badass. I like to get things done. Pie charts Badgers and the like. BAD ASS.
2-4-08
Ze word of ze week?
I will tell you all ze word! And you all shall listen to me tell it!
Bwa ha!
Zis week's Evil Word is Badger.
Oui, le blaireau! Nature's most twisted child. Mon dieu! Ze badger is a fiend from hell, brought forth by the very devil to reek havoc on my poor soul. Never trust le blaireau. Never. Jamias!
The badger is not your ami. He will find you in the night and remove what is most precious to you. Your dignity and your most prized appendage. Get your minds out of ze gutter, do not be like Tom, I meant my hand! Ma main!
The badger will take you for a ride on a train of pain, mes chers infants!
He may look fluffy like your teddy bear, but he is filled with rage and hate. Oh, the rage in son coeur. The absolute agony of defeat. But I fought back, you do know!
I fought back and now he is upon my crown, a stylish addition to my evil ensemble. Ze badger is evil, BUT EVIL GEORGE IS EVIL...ER.
Er.
And that is ze Weekly Word!
Bon voyage!
Evil George
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