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 1-20-08 Hello everyone! I hope you've all been doing well and that your holidays were bright, merry, and all that other regurgitated Hallmark garbage. My holidays were a whirlwind of madness, a veritable smorgasbord of crazy. If crazy were cake, I'd have had my cake and eaten it, too. And gained about twenty pounds on frosting alone. That's just how utterly, utterly, flailing my winter break was. So, there is no rest for the wicked. Now, we all know how the twins spent their winter vacation. Everyone's seen the paparazzi pictures of them at the Maldives, lounging, boozing, and basically slothing their days away. The pictures have been burning across the internet like wildfire. A reckless fire that feeds off fangirls and old perverted men who want to see Bill topless. Tom even took his cap off. That's right, he exposed the barren wasteland of his forehead. So, he'll take his cap off for vacation, but he won't take it off for charity?! I'd post the pictures here, but we have a strict policy against promoting Tom taking his cap off for reasons other than charity and fire related incidents. But what I will do is post some of Gustav's vacation pictures. What? You haven't seen Gustav's vacation pictures? Where have you been?! Gustav blazed his way across the globe on his holiday, doing what he does best: effortlessly being the man of my freakin' dreams.  His first stop was Dublin Ireland, where he visited the Guiness Brewery. He got the star treatment with an all inclusive tour and all the hops he could handle. Gustav, you can handle my hops any day. *rimshot*  Next, he crossed the Atlantic and journeyed to the Midwest of the United States, to my own neck of the woods: WISCONSIN. Sadly, I was in Boston while he was in my fair state. He sampled the cheese selection, he went to a Green Bay Packer's game, and he picked up some really nice Amish furniture. Rumor has it, he even churned his own butter. Hot.  If you can believe it, Gustav topped off his tour 'round the globe by heading back to Germany and making enough sausage to get him through the 1,000 Hotels tour. No, he's not sharing. Trust me, Georg found that out the hard way. Anyway, now that you're all up to date on Gustav, we'll move on to the reader mail! Reader Mail
Hey Jessica, I am pleased that you're displeased.
Hello Ladies! I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about. There's absolutely no chance that when we bought the domain for this website that any of that nonsense was ever on our minds or that it was intentional. We are all as innocent and naive as Bill.
Does your country have a lot of disease? Anyway! Thanks for the compliments on our site! :D
Karen, Bushido is a German rapper who has, on more than one occasion, expressed his interest in Bill in a rather unsavory manner. The two appear to be chums though, so don't get your fangirl panties in a twist. As for Andreas, he is the twin's best friend. You may have seen him in some pictures with Bill in the past. He's blonde and sometimes wears a choker identical to Bill's. They appear to be "friendship necklaces" of some sort, which is, yeah, pretty adorable.
Send in a comment and it might just make next week's column!
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