11-20-07
Hello everyone! Digging the new layout? Loving the new updates?!
Excellent!
This week I'm going to continue answering my reader mail! Let me know what you think.
Name: Erana
Country: Canada
Comment: If i may...is anything on this site...you know...TRUE? or is it all made up?
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No, you may not. But seriously, no. I am sitting on a throne of lies and CSS.
Name: nicky
Country: sweden
Comment: ilove him and i want to know is bill have a girlfriend?
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Now, I'm not one to spread rumors, Nicky, but let me spread this rumor. The word on the street is that Bill might be dating his make up artist. Or possibly his tour manager. Her name might start with an M. She's a blonde, but not a natural blonde. I think.
My friend's, friend's sort of friend told her that Bill likes girls with soft arms. Wait, that was Bravo. Sorry.
There's this picture floating around:
That's possibly, maybe, most likely not, her. And that kiss? My source (the crazy fucking fangirl) tells me that in the middle picture, that isn't Bill at all. It's two girls, one posing as Bill and the other posing as the aforementioned probably-not-girlfriend-with-soft-arms-who-is-their-makeup-artist-tour-manager. Should Bill be offended that girls pose as him? Maybe he should ask his makeup artist girlfriend for a new look!
Name: Caroline
Country: Wi, USA
Comment: my fellow wisconsinite! omg SO glad u mad this site, and its
ridiculous, yea ridiculouly AMAZING. ahh im happy that now, finally us
ppl from wisconsin r getting recognized! lol SITE IS AMAZING!
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Not enough people from Wisconsin get what's coming to them, besides Ed Gene.
Anyway! Thank you for the lovely comments. Us Wisconsin girls need to stick together so we can brave the long winter in our animal hide shelters. Pass the cheese!
Name: Sandra
Country: Grece
Comment: Arianne you are stupid
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iz knot mi falt dat i wnt 2 a pblc skool D:
Name: MIRIAM
Country: ESPAÑA
Comment: I THINK THAT YOUR PAGE IS STUPID! AND TOKIO HOTEL IS THE
BEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! STOP DOING THAT STUPID GIRL ;) NOS VEMOS ENE MAC DONAa
SIR MANA! JAJAJA
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¿Qué? No hablo douchebag.
Name: Lauren
Country: Australia
Comment: What does Bill look like nakee?
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I'm thinking something along the lines of this:
Except, you know, not at all.
Name: Anna
Country: elsewhere
Comment: You guys are so funny. If I had that much wit, I'd find a way
to market it. And then I'd be an honorary member at the annual German
Rockstar Convention where I'd meet Bill.
But I don't, so I need a backup plan.
Any suggestions?
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Anna, everyone knows that to get to Bill, you have to get through Saki first. So, my advice is to stake out the Big Man. Learn his habits, what he likes, what makes him smile.
Maybe he likes to add a sprinke of nutmeg to his morning coffee. Maybe he adds a Lush Bath Bomb to his weekend soak, letting all the stress of honoring, serving, and protecting his country's biggest import seep out of him.
Maybe he reads Danielle Steele novels and marks his pages with dried rose blossoms, lovingly pressed in the first flushes of summer.
Most likely he's actually a monster of a man who will grind your bones to make his bread, but if you find a weakness, a crack in his tough exterior, you can play him like Tom plays his guitar. No, I don't mean you should hump him like a cheap street walker. What I mean is, use him and lose him. And then Bill is yours.
He hasn't seen a girl up close in two years, he'll jump at the chance to inspect your pores and give you makeup adivce.
Anyway, good luck!
Name: Helena
Country: U.S.A but hopefully soon to be Germany =)
Comment: Bushido-
I can think of plenty of cons his voice,his face,his nastiness,him
being him,him dreaming of Bill giveing him a blowjob(rumored but soon will
be a fact).I got an email from a girl who gave me plenty of pros for
this thing.I was convinced she was looking at a different German rapper
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I actually need to apologize here.
To who?
Bushido.
I'm ashamed to say that I judged a book by its cover, that I made assumptions and I'm sorry. I thought Bushido was a talentless hack, a predator with elevator eyes and eel arms.
But as it turns out, the guy's pretty talented and chill. Now, I'm a little white girl from the Midwest, so I don't use words like "chill" very often. But I'm using it now, fool.
I hope he makes an honest woman out of Bill, though.
Reader Mail
Name: Ashley
Country: N/A
Comment: You my friend are AMAZINGLY funny.
Kutos to you and your hilariousness.
Keep up the good work =]
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Name: Mentally UnPerfect
Country: A/N
Comment: -___-''' Katiee needds to get her facts straight, EMO isn't a
way to dress, it's a freaking disorder or whatever you wanna call it.
The people that are TRULY EMO have some sort of emotionall challange!!
Jeesh!!
Anyway, I love this site, the new layout is awesome and you guys are
geniouses!
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Name: Shanen
Country: California
Comment: Seriously, this is the funniest thing I have read in a long
time. Clever, well thought out & non offensive. Totally bookmarked ;)
Good job hun!
Ps. Sheila is dumb. I cant even count HOW many occasions I have seen
Bill & his mesh shirts in pictures. Bigfoot HELLA lives ya'll!
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Name: Bekah
Country: USA
Comment: HOW I BECAME ADDICTED TO TOKIO HOTEL
This is the story of how a girl who once loved Big Band Swing found out
that there was amazing music sitting in her inbox.
The date was October 19, 2007. I was sitting on my bed thinking about
cleaning up my room when I thought that I would check my email first. I
had a few pieces of junk mail and the weekly german newsletter I get. I
almost didn't look at it. I scrolled down the letter looking at the
pictures when a sentence and a picture caught my eye. It said, 'German
Emo Boys' and the picture was of a group of guys, one with a hat, one
with amazing hair, one who looked adorable, and the most beautiful boy I
ever saw who also had the coolest hair I ever saw. I clicked on the link
right away, read the article on them and clicked the highlighted three
most deadly words, Durch. Den. Monsun. I watched the video and laughed
the whole time. I watched it again and laughed the whole time. I
thought they were ridiculous and that the lead singer, (who I later found
out was named Bill, a stinky name for someone so pretty) looked nothing
like the beautiful person I saw before. I closed the youtube page but
the song would not get out of my head! I listened to it again and again.
Then I clicked the link beside it named, 'Monsoon'. Imagine my surprise
when I saw that the boy in the previous video had a deeper voice and
bigger hair! Instantly I loved this boy better. I looked them up on
wikipedia, google, ask.com, you name it. I tried to keep my new obession a
secret, but like all secrets do, this one slipped. I told my sister who
told my mum and the whole thing slid outta control. I found out about
the Scream EP at Hot Topic and made my cousin take me. I got the last
one they had. I played the songs so much that the other day my sister
caught my mum singing 'Scream', she even consented to buy me a poster
straight from Frankfurt, Germany. Tomorrow my sister and I plan to print
out that street team flyer and post it everywhere. LONG LIVE TOKIO
HOTEL!!
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Name: Kiri-chan
Country: UK Street Team
Comment: Oh you divine creatures in the heavenly corner of 'net that is
TokioHotelDoesAmerica! You guys are utterly fantastic!! i always look
forward to your updates cos you never cease to amuse me and I don’t
care if my mum thinks my neurons aren’t all in the right place when
she sees me sat facing my computer screen laughing!! >.<
J’adore THDA and wanted to say thanx for your delightful hilarity and
YAY for making it onto the official website!
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Name: Beth
Country: US
Comment: You're my hero.
you deserve a cookie. It can be Bill/tom shaped.
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Send in a comment and it might just make next week's column!
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