Tokio Hotel Does America!

10-21-07

Hello my friends! Well, it's been one hell of a long break between updates, but I am back. I am back in the saddle again. Yes, I just called this website a horse and my ~~weekly~~ monthly column the saddle on its back, which I am, coincidentally, back in.

I think that for this ~~week's~~ year's Weekly Word I will put you, the reader, in charge. That's right, I am going to answer my reader mail!

Name: sheila
Country: Canada
Comment: omfg.the pic of bill in the mesh shirt is soooooo photoshopped(poorly too may I add) that it makes me wanna cry.honestly, plz get urself a life and learn how to photoshop properly.no real fan with a brain will actually believe that picture is real.

There are times when there are just not enough words in the English language to describe how frustrated I am with everyone and everything. Sometimes words can be so damn limiting!

Dear readers, this is not one of those times. I have just enough words for Sheila.

This is the picture in question:

This shirt is real. REALLY real. How real? Realer than real. I don't know if I should be offended by your comments, Sheila, or if Bill should. He's the one who made the fashion statement you refuse to believe exists. Maybe, for you Sheila, Bill's mesh shirt is like bigfoot and you're a skeptic. You want cold hard proof that "bigfoot" exists. You're not going to believe me until I throw "bigfoot's" hairy, rotting, matted corpse on your doorstep.

"Bigfoot's" corpse:
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Sheila, honey, if you consider this "reality" to be just a poorly photoshopped figment of my imagination, not only am I flattered by my apparent awesome photoshop skills (look at the detail on those WATERMARKS), but I believe you may need to get your eyes checked out. And I think you owe our Bill an apology for slammin' his stylish, yet subtle garb.

BIGFOOT LIVES!

Name: vanessa
Country: u.s.a.
Comment: that was the funniest stuff i have read in my years of life...i almost choked of laughter!!!who ever wrote this is a genious and should buy me bill!!!

Thank you for your kind words, but I'm sorry to inform you that Bill is not for sale. He was recently purchased by Universal Records and they don't like sharing their toys.

But you can borrow Gustav sometime, though. He's currently ~~chained to my radiator~~ lounging comfortably on my lazy boy and playing Bridge with the next door neighbors.

Name: Linny
Country: Denmark
Comment: Okay, some people are forgetting something, OR they simply don't know, that Bushido actually got his tattoo BEFORE Bill. So maybe Bill got some inspiration? I dunno. But it is creepy nevertheless =_=

They are linked by their ink, how cute.

Name: Katiee
Country: USA
Comment: Alright~
So, first off, their bios are completly wrong. What the fuck are you trying to do? Make them look like idiots? It's really stupid what you're doing. Bill isn't a girly girl... It's what you call 'emo' or whatever. Stop making fun of them. D:< Oh yeah, and you might want to make the comment box starred idiots.

Okay, wait a second...

One more second.

Are you waiting?

ONE MORE SECOND, KATIEE.

DON'T GET IMPATIENT.

ARE YOU READY?

YOU ARE?

OKAY...

READY...

SET...

GO:

THIS IS A HUMOR SITE!

Name: jessica
Country: texas
Comment: U ARE A GENIUS!!! i think its so funny and smart to. and finally someone who agrees that bill kaulitz is to perfect to be human. how do u do it? amazing......

I swear I'm not making these up. Someone thinks I'm funny AND smart. Someone also thinks I'm an idiot who needs to get a life because I spend too much time manipulating mesh shirts onto Bill.

You win some, you lose some.

Send in a comment and it might just make next week's column!

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	Of course!
	Maybe...
	I am sitting out this round!