 7-28-07 German Music is... EVERYWHERELike Tokio Hotel?! Of course you do! Why else would you be here reading my random blatherings (unless you're a masochist, welcome masochists!)?Well, if you answered yes to that question, or if pain makes you happy, then do I have a Weekly Word for you! This week I am going to recommend and suggest other German bands and Artists for you to check out! Sound exciting? Well, I'm doing it anyway! #1: Nevada Tan  Members: Franky (floppy haired vocalist) T:Mo (white boy rapper who has a cap problem just like Tom) David (swanky guitarist) Linke (bassist with soulful eyes and a soulful soul) Juri (drummer no one cares about) Jan (Ninja turntable master) Sounds like: Linkin Park with some Incubus thrown in for kicks, not to mention the last part of my sanity. Their Gimmick: The mix master is a flippin' Ninja. Pros: All of the band members are hot and the music isn't half bad either. Cons: They yell "Deutschland" a lot. Why you should give them a chance in hell: Their music is catchy and they have a NINJA. Have I mentioned the NINJA?! "Neustart" Pretty awesome, if I do say so myself. #2: LaFee  Members: LaFee and her disgusting troop of 40-something year old bandmates. Sounds like: A dying cat. Their Gimmick: She has a face tattoo. No relation to the Crazy Fucking Fangirl. I think. Pros: Um... I'm thinking. Wait. Wait for it. No, I've got nothing. Cons: FACE. TATTOO. Why you should give them a chance in hell: Everyone likes a good laugh. And emo girls sassily singing on unicorns. Watch all of this video. Watch. Rinse. Repeat. #3: US5  Members: Chris, Mikel, Christopher aka Richie, Tariq, and Izzy Sounds like: 1999, yeah, the year Their Gimmick: Their a multi national boyband with nothing left to lose? Oh, and Christopher aka "Richie" aka "The Cute One" has constant gay sex scandals. Pros: One of them has an English accent. Cons: They're a boyband that no other country wanted. Why you should give them a chance in hell: Because Lou Pearlman needs more money. This song is called "Maria". Enjoy the late 90's choreography. #4: Scooter 
Members: H.P., Rick, Michael Sounds like: A German man on acid yelling random bits of English over some kick ass electronic music. Oh... and what sounds like a depressed chipmunk singing all the choruses. Sweet. Their Gimmick: The God forsaken chipmunk. Pros: Chipmunk goodness. Cons: Lyrics such as, "SIBERIA, THE PLACE TO BE!" "IT'S NOT A BIRD, IT'S NOT A PLANE, IT MUST BE JEFF WHO'S ON THE TRAIN!" Why you should give them a chance in hell: Why not? It's not like you have taste. "Ramp... the Logical Song" No, really. Don't try and make sense out of it, you'll just hurt yourself. #5: Bushido  Members: All Bushido, all the time Sounds like: A douchebag rapper. His Gimmick: He wants Bill to give him a blowjob. Pros: Bill's never going to give him a blowjob. Cons: Picturing Bill giving him a blowjob. Oh, and not being hearing impaired when he opens his mouth and spits his peace. Why you should give him a chance in hell: I don't have answers for you people, only more questions. I'm not going to lie... I couldn't even make it through the first two seconds of this video. #6: Samy Deluxe  Members: Samy Deluxe Sounds like: a German Jay-Z His Gimmick: He keeps it real or some shit like that. Pros: He apparently has mad freestyle skills. Cons: His face. Why you should give him a chance in hell: Tom has a bone for him and he possibly has more hats than our beloved Tomi boy. This video has dancing caps in it. A must watch. Have fun! And let me know what you think of these bands/artists. Send me mail with your reviews! |
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