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 Gustav ShaesD:Lgkdf;lgfer (or something like that) was born at a very young age. He spent a lot of time when he was young growing up. In his later years, he actually went to a University of Applied Sciences. Then he decided he should focus on the band. Obviously, he learned nothing from his years of being educated by the public system in Germany. Sure, Bill and Tom are making you money now, but wait until the cat gets let out of the bag, and by cat, I mean syphilis. It's just a prediction. He's known as the "clown" of the band, and he's also known as the "teddy-bear". He is a bear clown, meaning that a lot of times he mauls campers and expresses himself through balloon art. We all love Gustav secretly. STATSFull Name: Gustav Klaus Wolfgang SchäferNickname: Door Stop Birthday: September Uhhhh, 19yaddaydda... Birth Place: Magdeburg, Germany Siblings: Um. Height: 0.00030237581 leagues Weight: 4.659 480 058 slugs Eyes: Brown? Hair: Yes, I think he has some of that, yes. Hobbies: Poetry, nature, The Jetsons, cigars, making boondoggle lanyards, maintaining his camgirl website. Piercings: A pierced sense of self Pets: His shadow. Favorite Class In School: Cheerleading. Least Favorite Class In School: Lots of hairy bats. Current Favorite Band: Tokio Hotel, sometimes Devilish Current Favorite Song: "Life is a Highway" The Rascal Flatts version, from Pixar and Disney's Cars Original Motion Picture Soundtrack Favorite Color: Five. Favorite Movie: "Brown Sugar" Favorite Food: He's under the table with Georg, fighting for the choice scraps. Favorite Drink: Emergen-C Dislikes: Besides the fact that he has no future unless he keeps sucking Bill and Tom's collective teat? Characteristics: Loving, caring, profound, good husband material... Etc... Idols: Sir Alexander Fleming Wishes: To be the favorite. Motto: Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement. 
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