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  Voulez-vous coucher avec moi?Well, what a week it 'as been. My fallen comrades have been exposed as ze strumpets they really are... I know you have all heard ze rumors about all ze groupies americaines et how they 'ave all stepped forward and admitted zere indiscretions!... Ze lies!... Ze betrayal!... Ze sex!... Mmm... It is all so... delightful! BUT! And zat is a very GRAND but! What about Evil George? What about moi??? Unlike mon celibate frere Georg, I am a red blooded homme! I have needs, I have desires and wishes, and... Groupies. Perhaps you all want to see who has stepped forward and claimed to 'ave had a lascivious one night stand avec moi! Now, now, I am not a name dropper. I am not interested in furthering my career, as some others are! The names of those who I have had a one night stand with are all protected...  For months after my, um, night with this one, I itched. Rating: 5/10  She will not be France's Next Top Model... At least not in bed... Mua ha... Rating: 3/10  This girl told me she was 18!! Rating: 7/10  A bore, really. Rating: 2/10  I don't want to talk about it! Rating: 10/10  I was... how you say... DESPERATE? Rating: n/a So, you see, mes bijoux... It is not easy to have les groupies...! Sometimes they talk, other times they choose to not kiss and tell. But let this be a lesson to you, and you, and you! I 'ave been burned before. Signing off, mua ha! -Evil George It wasn't me  'ave you found me? Leave an eeevil note, mua ha ha! - Previous Secrets - 5/4/07 -- 5/11/07 -- 6/2/07 -- 6/9/07 6/16/07 -- 7/9/07 -- 8/16/07 -- 9/1/07 11/20/07 -- 12/20/07 -- 12/23/07 -- 1/20/08 2/23/08 -- 3/24/08 -- 9/21/08 -- 10/6/08 
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