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Mon cher readers... It has been entirely too long. Yes, yes, I am sorry, yes! I have been away from my desk, traveling le world and bringing ze awareness to ze people. I have also been developing my latest business ventures, muaha! But do not think for one momente that I have forgotten my raison d'etre! Non, non! For I will be the downfall of your favorite band, Tokio Hotel! BWUA HA HA HA!! This week I will be revealing something particularly shocking. I know you are all tres big fans Dear Tokio Hotel, for whatever reason, I do not know. I myself do not read that garbage, mua ha! 'owever, you may zink you know all zere is to know about ze inner workings of Dear TH... but you do not! Let us begin our delvings... let us go back... back further than most of you even know... On le 15 Fevrier, ze premiere Dear TH, ze Management requested that Bill ask his brother to take his hat off and to keep his pants on. (Oh!) To which Bill replied, very eloquently I might add...
Hmm. Sweet boy, n'est-ce pas? A bit of une bimbette, but harmless. Ah, oui. Did you know... that wasn't his real response? OH, NON! NON, NON! Lucky for you, mon cher readers, I have ze original copy of his answer!
... oui. Just... oui. To be fair, his English has improved a leetle, but... um... not by much. Heh! The boy is so edited, so controlled by his posse that by ze time they are done with him, he comes out looking, well, not like heem! Believe nothing you see! Your eyes are lies! Trust no one!! Signing off, Muaha! -George Ze only white meat.  - Previous Secrets - 5/4/07 -- 5/11/07 -- 6/2/07 -- 6/9/07 6/16/07 -- 7/9/07 -- 8/16/07 -- 9/1/07 11/20/07 
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