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Bill, Tom, Georg, Gustav, Evil George, David Jost, Andreas, Tobi 10-6-08
haloo juice, well, I do have the jonasbrother CD. really I do! but I did not pay to have it! haha lisen, to the story. we went to new york long ago, just to go for fun you know? I am outside the total reqest live and on the grounds there are so many girls, fans of the jonas. the jonis came out then and a mtv guy say to me, hey you come here! they say "congradolations miss you get pick to win a free jonas cd!" I got the cd and was like 'lol' but then I see the girls around stare and growel at me and so I run away with it. - : / joyce r u hotter then joyce 1.0? $TOM$ Joyce 2.0, Actually, I've been focusing my reading efforts on more literary tomes these days. I'm rereading all of my old childhood favorites: The Grapes of Wrath, The Sound and the Fury, Absalom, Absalom!, and other worthy texts. I'll be starting my fifth reading of "The Merriam Webster Dictionary," over the Holidays. I try to give it a read through each time they release a new edition. This year I hear they have over 2,000 new words!  God, I need a cigarette. After screwing everything that moved in America, I am renewing my vow of celibacy and the cravings are becoming... well... *holds dictionary close* -Georg Joyce - I only drink light beer. I'm watching my figure. *drinks cheese* .gustav. Miss Joyce 2.0 I'm gonna have to ask you for some identification, little lady. I don't know how old you are, but 2.0 is not the standard drinking age in any country I know of. Heh. Tobias, Head of Security Mlle Joyce Le Deuxieme... Ehm... Well... This is le awkward... Je m'appele George, ce n'est pas Georg... Ew. - E. George
very cool qustion!! but hard for me to give the anser, you see music for me is every thing and I have a song all the time I feel is my theme of life. Iff I walk around I sing the song in my head and it is like I am in a music video forever @______@ My theme now is a totally cool song I find. Here I will show you! !CLICK HERE TO LISTEN! - bill maddiiiiiiiiiii~ im plzed u ask me this..!! holla ^_^ $TOM$ Maddie, -Georg GOD DAMNIT BILL! If you rick roll me again, I'm going to replace your Red Bull with broccoli puree! I think Bill and Georg's real theme song is: As for me? .gustav. O HAY!!!!!!!!!111 I LIEK TOTALLY TOTALLY STICK TO THE CLASSICS N SHIT! o.O ~*~Andreas~*~ D. Jost Miss Madeline When I take my morning run, I always play some groovy tunes to get me pumped. Eye of the Tiger really does it for. It worked for Rocky, and it works for The Tobi. Fitting, don't you think? ..the last known survivor stalks his prey in the night, and he's watchin' us all.. Oh yes. Mlle Madeline, I am so pleased! - E. George
sheman, aw this is so cool you want to make a shirt with my words : )!!! so nice of you but you do not have to do work and make it by scratch. but ok if you relly want I am not a small or xsmall but xxsmall. but long also to cover my belly but a little is okay like showing some of my star tato. I like if a shirt can match some underpant I have so they blend. But you do no know all my underpant colors so never mind. and well for my sleves I need long becase my arm is long lol. I have a lady her job is for cutting all my sleves off and make brand new long sleves for me. Also I like black, white, red, gray or stripe as a shirt color. Oh and I need it cut on the back with a zip so I can put it on for the stage and not mess my hair. that is it : ) I like all glitters defiinitly but rhinos? I do not think this animal is cute on a shirt : / sorry - bill : ) shnaan.. i lose count. i canot count more on my fingers so i say to bill to let me use his fingers.. then i keep it counted on my pennis idk.. i suk at maths lmao 1+1 = 3 lmao see? basicly i sleep with a hundrid girls.. ok -____________- WAT how manny girls did YOU bange???? fuk!!!!!!!!!111o87398#(*&&&&&& $TOM$ Shenan, Whenever I give Tom a piece of my mind he tries to give me a piece of his... I'll just leave it at that. -Georg Shenan, The US gave me gas. .gustav. LIEK HI N W/E! Totally Yours, ~*~Andreas~*~ Miss Shenan I'm not sure if you knew, but I've been promoted recently, and I'm extremely busy protecting the lives of some very important people. Tobias, Protector of Lives
Bill is under contract not to discuss my lyrical content before the release date of the new CD. Legal business, you understand. Oh, and Bill, I need to brief you about how you're going to feel about the first single. Let's do lunch. -Der Jost
darles, Yes I am a wax now : ) hmmm I do not know why they did not ask gustav or even tom or georg to help with makeing me a wax boy. It was very much work and I am so bord some times I want them for compeny :b oh well mabe next time. I see the wax bill just a bit ago and alredy a girl take a bite of it so I think it will be a soon. - bill darlha they do ask me if i am wanteing to be a wax figur.. i ask them.. do my schwanz gota be wax to??? they say no wax schwanz.. they say is like a ken doll realy.. D: fuk it!!!!!!!!!!! i aint puttin no wax on my eqiuptment!!1@(*& not enuf wax in die welt gurl ^^ jaaaaaaaaaa heh ;) $TOM$ Darlah, I can't even begin to describe how creepy I find the whole idea of wax figurines. You know, when they were making Bill's wax figure they poured the wax wrong on the first try, effectively giving Bill breasts. They scrapped that version and Jost has it in his office. I don't know what he's doing with it, but Bill's currently sporting a black sequined halter top. See, creepy. -Georg Darlah- They made me a wax beer for shits and giggles. You have no idea how pissed I was when I cracked that sucker open and it was empty. These people are ridiculous. .gustav. Wat r u talkin' about? I totally get waxed liek all the time! Sometime Bill and I even liek wax each other. Some spots are totally hard to reach! *_* Totally Yours, ~*~Andreas~*~ Ms. Darlah I've had my time in the spotlight, my dear. It was time for me to bow out gracefully years ago. I've left my life of chasing dreams and skirts, backstage areas, tour buses, and groupies long ago. Now, I live on a tour bus, chase dreams, lurk backstage, and fend off groupies. It took a while to adjust, but I think I've done a pretty good job of it. Anyway, stay safe, use condoms. Or dental dams, if that's your thing. D. Jost Miss Darlahah I too wonder why I wasn't asked to be waxed. I'm always at Bill's side, protecting his fragile existence. We sort of go hand in hand, can't have one of us without the other, two peas in a pod... You could even say I'm like Bill's twin. Yours, Mlle Darlah, Ah, oui. Ze age old question... Evil George, why areyou never asked to be a part of things? TO be forever immortalized as a wax figure... Oh, ho, ho... Even I am too grande for that! I am going to have a monument built of myself in the base of le Tour Eiffel and it will be made of STONE. Do you know what happens to wax when faced with a flame? It melts... Drip drop... Mua ha. -E. George
Beetle, Hi miss you too : ) and do not feel bad about the crying i cry all the time we will go and rock ALL OVER after we do a new CD : ) definitly! you live in….Sweden? is there two countrys called Sweden becase I do not get anything you say in your other question lol. but I think tamaki is much more cool then gustav for a name, so I will call him this. - bill ; __ ; see there i cry again ...... WAT?????/ w/e beatlejuise lmao BEATLEJUISE mayb i say it three time and you disapear LMAO nah im not gona say it lol ok $TOM$ Beat, I was too wrapped up doing America to answer Dear TH questions. But now I'm trying to keep it in my pants. -Georg Dear person, Jostmeister Miss Beat Just to be sure, I'll need to see your IP address. These are scary times. Thanks, I knew you'd understand. Tobias |
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