Tokio Hotel Does America!

These biographies are humorous parodies of the band's actual biographies. This is a humor site, hence the humor. So, before you email us, calling us on our "errors" in this section, please take a long look in the mirror and say to yourself, "Do I just not get it?" Because, if you're pissed off right now over the fact that Bill isn't actually Jackie Onassis-Kennedy's long lost relative, trust me, you just don't get it. And if you don't understand that reference, then I really don't know what else to say.
-THDA Management