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Maybe...
I am sitting out this round!








              5-04-07

              Name: Alli
              Country: USA
              Question: Dear Bill,

              I know you already told the media that you look for a girl with nice hands, but what else? what does she have to look like? fatter than you? 3 feet shorter than you? not that it will be a problem for me. two words:plastic surgery.

              gustav- i really wish you would lighten up and joke around more. it's a known fact you're the funniest band member.

              georg- please get a haircut.

              tom- have you ever tried on bill's makeup when you were alone? be honest.

              love you guys!
              xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox


              UH
              itz lik this
              SO one tim i got in it mit som ho und she scrachd up mein gesicht
              UND wel i got this wunde all on mein lipp unnnd wel i had 2 try som of
              bills gurl makup to covver it
              mayb i felt pritty
              IDK
              uh...
              $TOM$
              ps georg be actin wierd.. mayb spek slow to him



              Alli,

              Fat is an ugly word! (And why did you say "fatter than" me? Am I fat? Do these striped pants make my butt look big?)

              I don't really look for girls. Girls always find me! And they sometimes pull my hair and steal my sunglasses. So, I guess I'd look for a girl who doesn't touch me. At all. Well, unless she's my mom. Then I like hugs. :) Kay?

              Bill


              Bonjour Alli!

              Ahhh, oui, a haircut! What an idea for... REVENGE. Oui, oui! I will see to it that I get a haircut... every last putrid, backstabbing hair on his my mangled, soulless body! *sharpens hook*

              Ahem... I mean... oui, my dear, a haircut. Perhaps I shall cut my hairs. A new look would be tres refreshing.

              Au revoir!
              George!


              Dear Alli,

              It seems I am always the last one to know these things about myself. Joke's on me. :(

              Gustav

              PS: Georg, why are you wearing a beret? And that hook is bringing back repressed memories...




              Name: Nate.....
              Country: DK
              Question: oohkay.... guys.... first of all... Bill... why don't u try to talk with Georg when answering questions?? and Tom... TAKE OFF THE DAMN HAT!!! Gustav.... people LIKE you.. just believe in yourself... and Georg.... why the FUCK are you being so mean to the girls?? they can't help that they're not at smart as u...


              redest du mit mir??
              h0w is mein kappe youre problim~~~~~~~????///
              und mine head is kalt. so ^ urs
              o
              auch ----
              nate is a dude nam
              mayb chang it
              to lik
              gabrielle
              thts hott.
              k
              $TOM$



              Nate,

              I tried talking to Georg. I did. But he said he's too busy exacting his revenge on the little maggots who ruined his life. Maggots are really gross, so I can understand. Ew.

              -Bill



              Bievenue Nate!

              I am a cruel, shaven monster of a man with no sense of remorse or compassion! Ha HA! Oui, like that weasel of a guitarist Tom would say, "itz lik dat"!

              George!

              PS: I'm not nearly as smart as say, a swashbuckling, hook wielding frenchman!



              Dear Nate,

              I want to believe.

              Gustav

              PS: Seriously, you guys, Georg just jabbed me in the behind with his hook. Did some fan send him that?



              Name: Diana
              Country: USA
              Question: Tom, I didn't mean you... Sorry. ;_; But, I've got a question for you now.. How do you feel in that little moment of time when you take off your hat to put on ANOTHER hat?

              Bill/Jost/Whoever, yes, I'm serious. But now I'd like to ask... Why is Bill littering in the Through The Monsoon video?

              Georg, I wasn't trying to make fun of Gustav or anything. He rarely gets questions and I think he deserves one. Nonetheless, Georg, how is everything going for you? I hope no one's giving you a hard time. You're an incredibly intelligent, caring, and compassionate human being. :]

              Gustav, what do you mean you don't know who you are anymore? You don't sound like you're all that well. :/ You don't have to lie, you can tell me. :] Please go to the doctor soon, because you're a great drum player. Despite the hat fittings, weave maintenance, and waxings, you need your own time. You're awesome.


              diiiiaaaannnnnnna holla
              gurl don apolojiz. i kno i am scarry sometim but deap down i am sensitv
              holdup
              WAAit
              ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~^
              WAT THE FUK
              IS MY HAT MY BSINEZZ, I AINT CHANGIN FUR U,
              MAYB THINK ABOT THAT TIM WENN U SHAV UR BACK HOW GUT IT FEELS
              OOOOO GURL
              TEL ME ABOT THAT UND THEN WE'LL TALK
              i can tak this off anytim
              &&#&#&*^
              VERPISS DICH
              =[[[[[[
              $TOM$



              Diana,

              That was CGI litter.

              Signed
              David Jost

              ATTN: EVERYONE IN THE CONFERENCE ROOM STAT. WE'RE HAVING AN EMERGENCY MEETING WITHOUT GEORG. I REPEAT, WITHOUT GEORG. LURE HIM INTO THE DRESSING ROOM WITH PROMISES OF BAGUETTES AND FROMAGE AND THEN LOCK HIM DOWN.



              Diana,

              You're serious? I'm Bill!

              Bill

              PS: I thought your name was Diana?



              Diana,

              Mwa ha! EVERYTHING IS GOING SWIMMINGLY MA PETITE FILLE!

              Ah, yes, COMPASSION. Compassion, compassion, compassion. I'm as compassionate as a rattlesnake and about as caring as a badger. A badger with separation anxiety and a mean streak a country mile wide! Zoot alors!

              George!



              Dear Diana,

              I take that back. I don't know who Georg is anymore! But thanks for your concern.

              -Gustav





              Name: Arizona
              Country: Canada
              Question: Dear Tom.
              If I asked you to sleep with me, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

              ;]

              Kay, I'm done. Bye. (:

              LOVE!!!


              wat
              $TOM$





              Name: Chris
              Country: London
              Question: im a boy, who is totally in love with Bill Kaulitz...why is it Bill? why not Billary? why a boy's name, my dear? I THINK YOU ARE THE most GORGEOUS Girl i have ever seen in me entire life.. I LOVE YOU!! your brother is a fug, my dear and i think he is trying to get it on with you... and may i ask who is the two other lads? your P.A. or something?


              HA HA HS
              GHAGHHA HA HA
              AHAHHA
              *G*G*
              HA HA
              im glad u think meine schwester is pritty
              h0wever~~~
              u tuch her, u die
              auch
              yo mutti ist fug
              ha.
              $TOM$



              Chris,

              Bushido? Is that you again? You've got to stop calling me here. Kay? Tom said I can't hang out with you anymore and he won't tell me what "get it on" means. I asked him if it had anything to do with his hat but he just swore at me. And then he said I'll find out when I'm older. People are always telling me that. :(

              Bill



              La petite mort!

              George!





              Name: Yousi
              Country: Antarctica
              Question: Dear Gustav,

              I just wanted to tell you that you are the best!

              Yes, well my question is to Georg though. How come you don't smile that often? Thanks a lot.


              Yousi,

              I haven't smiled since the badger incident of '03. Anyway, smiling doesn't match my handlebar mustache.

              Mon dieu!

              George!



              Dear Yousi,

              My mom tells me I'm the best all the time. But sometimes I catch her sobbing "Why?!" into my old pajamas.

              -Gustav





              Name: Vita
              Country: USA
              Question: Dear Bill & Tom,

              I am so torn between you two. I can't decide which 1 of you I want to do more. Please help! And Bill, you might want to have Tom explain to you exactly what I mean by "do you".

              p.s. David Jost, if you're reading this too (which I suspect you are considering most of your job consists of lurking around the twins), please get a life and stop being so damn creepy!that often? Thanks a lot.


              Vita,

              I'll go ask him right now!

              -Bill



              hay
              i don get u
              of corse u mean mich!!!!!!!!
              soon we be livin la VITA loca babi
              o und
              i expland it to bill
              he crid a littl
              lol babby
              $TOM$



              Vita,

              !!!!!

              *blushes and runs away*

              -Bill



              Dear Window's Vista,

              Cancel or Allow?

              Signed,
              David Jost





              Name: Georg
              Country: Germany
              Question: JESUS CHRIST YOU GUYS,

              I HAVE BEEN LOCKED IN THE JANITOR'S CLOSET ALL DAY! ALL I SAW WAS A HOOK AND A HANDLEBAR MUSTACHE. WHAT'S GOING ON? GET ME OUT OF HERE!

              -GEORG


              Georg,

              Stay away from the windows and keep yourself back from the door! We're getting a battering ram and a tranquilizer gun! Sit tight! If you lose an arm, you're out of here!

              Signed,
              David Jost



              yo g!!!!!!!!!!!!
              =]]]] wie gehts??;;;
              i lik tha neue musctahe!
              und hook
              WO SIND EURE HAND?!?!!?
              o
              ... =\
              ic
              o sheißßßßßß\
              no hart feeling abott tha bajjer genau?/
              we koo
              $TOM$



              Georg,

              And people tell me to come out of the closet! I don't know why they say that, though, because I don't even have a closet. But now they are going to say it to you, too.

              Anyway, Georg wants me to help him trim his mustache now. Hope you get out of there soon, Georg!

              -Bill



              Georg,

              It's so hard to live but you needn't be despaired,
              you just have to give everything for living.
              It's so hard to live but you needn't be despaired,
              you just have to give everything for living.

              It is hard to live in the world.
              You just have to give everything.
              Day by day you slave away for living.
              You have to give everything for living in the world.

              It's so hard to live but you needn't be despaired,
              you just have to give everything for living.
              It's so hard to live but you needn't be despaired,
              you just have to give everything for living.

              Every new day you fight more and more.
              You have to give everything for living in here.
              Sometimes you have to stop at nothing for living hmmmm.. live
              For living...

              It's so hard to live but you needn't be despaired,
              you just have to give everything for living.
              It's so hard to live but you needn't be despaired,
              you just have to give everything for living.

              It's so hard to live
              In the wo-ho-horld

              NOW ADD A BADGER AND A HOOK AND YOU'VE GOT MY LIFE! Sacrebleu!

              George!



              Dear Georg,

              But I was just talking to you! How could you be in the closet... wait... The memories are returning! Oh god! RUN, THE BAGDER'S AFTER YOU, GEORGE, RUN!

              *fetal position*

              -Gustav